Beyond the Stars♥

1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

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A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

I took this picture a month ago but look how pretty it is

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

I feel like this sign is an appropriate response to Bill Maher.

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up




My Eyeliner Went On Perfectly On The First Try For My Left Eye But Now I Can’t Get My Right Eye To Match: a gripping novel by me

it took me like 20 minutes to read that sentence cause You Write Like This  

When Writing a Title, Each Word Is Capitalized, But I Apologise for the Misunderstanding: the sequel to my first well recieved novel, My Eyeliner Went On Perfectly On The First Try For My Left Eye But Now I Can’t Get My Right Eye To Match.

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